That day, she suddenly had this idea that 有人 sounds like a nice name. I was like, yucks you must be kidding me. That's a funny name. Your kid will curse you for life if you give him that name cause his friends are going to make fun of him in school. And she was all like, what child? I'm not going to have any children in the future. You are going to bear me a nephew and I'm going to name my nephew 有人 in the future.

I was like, siao. Nephew?! What nephew?! I'm like so left on the shelf. And even if I do have children, I must be equally siao to name him 有人 just for you. And she was like oblivious to what I was saying at all and went off mumbling how I must find someone with a surename like 梅 to marry so that my child can have a name like 梅有人 (没有人). Then continued to laugh wildly at her own joke.